Are you all prepared for the battle that is the 12.12 Online Fever flash sale? While we cannot promise that this will be an easy sale to conquer, we do have some tips for you to prepare for it!

1. Make sure all your credit card details are correct. And prepare an extra card (or two) just in case one decides not to work.

2. Do finger exercises. It’s always good to warm up to prevent cramping. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

3. Make sure your route to relieving yourself is clear and unhindered. Prepare empty plastic bottles just in case.

4. Don’t spend so much on food! At least you will be able to fit into those buys better, right?!

5. Get the party started with some tequila shots!

6. Should something bad happen, you might want to get something fluffy and huggable to console yourself.

7. Eliminate the competition. Nobody can snatch your wishlist items from you, not even friends.

8. The early bird always gets the worm, so start filling your cart EARLY.

9. Memorise your account details.

10. Who cares about work when you have a sale to worry about?!

To end off, here is a quote from Dwight D. Eisenhower, the 34th President of the United States, “In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.”

Good luck. And may the odds be ever in your favour.